Get ready to crack up with some of the wittiest and most side-splitting responses on X! From clever comebacks to downright hilarious banter, we’ve compiled a list of 10 uproarious tweets that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
Whether you’re in need of a good laugh or simply looking to brighten your day, these X replies are sure to leave you giggling uncontrollably. So sit back, relax, and prepare to LOL as we dive into the world of comedic genius on social media!
- What is the botanical name of pawpaw?
– Osita iheme
2. Nobody dey talk about how iPhone 15 dey always overheat.
– I no get RollsRoyce you say make i talk about how e dey chop fuel, as how na
3. What is betrayal?
– When a lecturer known for repating past questions, decides to experiment with your set
4. How can you post your pic and let less than 10 likes
– The internet has us out of touch with reality. if 10 people tell you look good in a day, that will work miracles for your self-confidence
5. I just saw someone on tiktok say he’s buying a BMW for his girlfriend because BMW means Be My Wife – that’s how i want to be proposed to.
– Getting mine a mercedes so i go dey bend am dey bend am dey bend am like benz
6. After studying mass communication , what’s next?
– Start asking kiss or grab on the road.
7. Tell me something that doesn’t concern me.
– Always give a thumbs up while yawning so deaf people know you’re not screaming.
8. What is the most unintelligent lie a partner has ever told you in a relationship?
– saved my name as “Hmm” and said it was an abbreviation for “He’s my man”
9. How can you not have an inverter or solar system in a time like this? How?
– You dig? Na 1k dem dey sell am ooo. i even heard there is one that comes in a sachet. like 250 naira.
10. A pack of Coca-cola at the depot is N2900. There are 12 bottles in a pack. That is N242 per bottle. Why are retailers selling one bottle for N400?
– Life is not even hard. Buy in bulk and transport it with your head then use your stomach to refrigerate it so you can sell it N270 per bottle.
